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AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want
September 4, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want

Introducing the CCCP (Cranston Children Communist Party) As the public schools crisis continues to grip the state, the children of ...

AltFacts: King Leer: Dear leader never lies
February 20, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: King Leer: Dear leader never lies

King Lear A wise man once said, “Mexico will pay for a wall,” and the people all cheered. When the ...

AltFacts: Trapped in a Vortex: Rhody politics spin round and round
February 6, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Trapped in a Vortex: Rhody politics spin round and round

Put a Pawsock in it, Gina! Baseball is, without question, the single most boring pastime on the face of the ...

AltFacts: Border Skirmishes: Lines drawn, walls built and minor gas launched at minors
December 5, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Border Skirmishes: Lines drawn, walls built and minor gas launched at minors

EU Must Be Kidding As the United Kingdom continues its noble quest to defend the memory of Princess Diana from ...

AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma'am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase
November 14, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma’am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase

Let Me Acosta You! Trump Isn’t A Sex Pest … It’s ALL CNN GroßAmerikkkan Reichstag, Washington, DC – The left ...

AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House
October 31, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House

Well I’ll Be … Body Slammed Pussy grabbing, dehumanizing and now body slamming. Yes, in the latest social directive to ...

AltFacts: Red as a Wall of Meat
August 1, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Red as a Wall of Meat

Heaven and Hell-sinki It always struck me as bizarre that the Republican party chose to be represented by the color ...

AltFacts: Begging Your Pardon
July 18, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Begging Your Pardon

The Same Old Cavalry Let me present you with two scenarios concerning land rights, and then you can let us ...

AltFacts: Loving His People to Death and a Humble Suggestion
June 20, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Loving His People to Death and a Humble Suggestion

A Real Funny Dictator Until last week, it was a realm filled by Charlie Chaplin in his brilliant political satire, ...

ALTernative Facts: Porn Star Income, Marlon Bundo and Oh, Zuck
April 4, 2018 No Commentby

ALTernative Facts: Porn Star Income, Marlon Bundo and Oh, Zuck

A Primer: How to supplement your porn star income (Note: This advice may not be relevant to all Motif readers. ...