ALTernative Facts

AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma'am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase
November 14, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma’am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase

Let Me Acosta You! Trump Isn’t A Sex Pest … It’s ALL CNN GroßAmerikkkan Reichstag, Washington, DC – The left ...

AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House
October 31, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House

Well I’ll Be … Body Slammed Pussy grabbing, dehumanizing and now body slamming. Yes, in the latest social directive to ...

AltFacts: Red as a Wall of Meat
August 1, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Red as a Wall of Meat

Heaven and Hell-sinki It always struck me as bizarre that the Republican party chose to be represented by the color ...

AltFacts: Begging Your Pardon
July 18, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Begging Your Pardon

The Same Old Cavalry Let me present you with two scenarios concerning land rights, and then you can let us ...

AltFacts: Loving His People to Death and a Humble Suggestion
June 20, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Loving His People to Death and a Humble Suggestion

A Real Funny Dictator Until last week, it was a realm filled by Charlie Chaplin in his brilliant political satire, ...

ALTernative Facts: Porn Star Income, Marlon Bundo and Oh, Zuck
April 4, 2018 No Commentby

ALTernative Facts: Porn Star Income, Marlon Bundo and Oh, Zuck

  A Primer: How to supplement your porn star income (Note: This advice may not be relevant to all Motif ...

RI Rambles - Pricey Porn, Free Books and Whole Food
March 14, 2018 No Commentby

RI Rambles – Pricey Porn, Free Books and Whole Food

The Value of Porn What’s your porn worth? It’s a question RI Senators Frank Ciccone (D-Providence) and Hanna Gallo (D-Cranston) ...

ALT Facts - But Seriously...
March 14, 2018 No Commentby

ALT Facts – But Seriously…

In the spirit of pending April Fools, we decided to go the opposite direction with our ALTernative Facts column and ...

RI Rambles: Local Shenanigans
January 31, 2018 No Commentby

RI Rambles: Local Shenanigans

For this new, locally focused side to AltFacts, we find ourselves intrigued by the shenanigans of RI town councils. The ...

AltFacts: Only the Good Die Young
January 10, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Only the Good Die Young

Average Lifespan Statistics In the spirit of our health issue, we wanted to look at a truly bizarre trend in ...