ALTernative Facts
AltFacts: Trapped in a Vortex: Rhody politics spin round and round
Put a Pawsock in it, Gina! Baseball is, without question, the single most boring pastime on the face of the ...
AltFacts: Border Skirmishes: Lines drawn, walls built and minor gas launched at minors
EU Must Be Kidding As the United Kingdom continues its noble quest to defend the memory of Princess Diana from ...
AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma’am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase
Let Me Acosta You! Trump Isn’t A Sex Pest … It’s ALL CNN GroßAmerikkkan Reichstag, Washington, DC – The left ...
AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House
Well I’ll Be … Body Slammed Pussy grabbing, dehumanizing and now body slamming. Yes, in the latest social directive to ...
AltFacts: Red as a Wall of Meat
Heaven and Hell-sinki It always struck me as bizarre that the Republican party chose to be represented by the color ...
AltFacts: Begging Your Pardon
The Same Old Cavalry Let me present you with two scenarios concerning land rights, and then you can let us ...
AltFacts: Loving His People to Death and a Humble Suggestion
A Real Funny Dictator Until last week, it was a realm filled by Charlie Chaplin in his brilliant political satire, ...
ALTernative Facts: Porn Star Income, Marlon Bundo and Oh, Zuck
A Primer: How to supplement your porn star income (Note: This advice may not be relevant to all Motif ...
RI Rambles – Pricey Porn, Free Books and Whole Food
The Value of Porn What’s your porn worth? It’s a question RI Senators Frank Ciccone (D-Providence) and Hanna Gallo (D-Cranston) ...
ALT Facts – But Seriously…
In the spirit of pending April Fools, we decided to go the opposite direction with our ALTernative Facts column and ...
