ALTernative Facts
AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens’ questionable decisions are snow surprise
Snow Joke Rhode Islanders were again taken by surprise Sunday and Monday as snow fell in the state for the ...
AltFacts: There’s a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths
In light of Thanksgiving’s imminent arrival, I, The Sarcastic Sauvage of the Kiowa and Apache peoples, will be Custering the ...
AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want
Introducing the CCCP (Cranston Children Communist Party) As the public schools crisis continues to grip the state, the children of ...
AltFacts: King Leer: Dear leader never lies
King Lear A wise man once said, “Mexico will pay for a wall,” and the people all cheered. When the ...
AltFacts: Trapped in a Vortex: Rhody politics spin round and round
Put a Pawsock in it, Gina! Baseball is, without question, the single most boring pastime on the face of the ...
AltFacts: Border Skirmishes: Lines drawn, walls built and minor gas launched at minors
EU Must Be Kidding As the United Kingdom continues its noble quest to defend the memory of Princess Diana from ...
AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma’am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase
Let Me Acosta You! Trump Isn’t A Sex Pest … It’s ALL CNN GroßAmerikkkan Reichstag, Washington, DC – The left ...
AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House
Well I’ll Be … Body Slammed Pussy grabbing, dehumanizing and now body slamming. Yes, in the latest social directive to ...
AltFacts: Red as a Wall of Meat
Heaven and Hell-sinki It always struck me as bizarre that the Republican party chose to be represented by the color ...
AltFacts: Begging Your Pardon
The Same Old Cavalry Let me present you with two scenarios concerning land rights, and then you can let us ...
