Alt-Facts
AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens’ questionable decisions are snow surprise
Snow Joke Rhode Islanders were again taken by surprise Sunday and Monday as snow fell in the state for the ...
AltFacts: There’s a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths
In light of Thanksgiving’s imminent arrival, I, The Sarcastic Sauvage of the Kiowa and Apache peoples, will be Custering the ...
AltFacts: Minimalism Gone Too Far: Eventually, we’ll slurp coffee from our hands
Save the Ice! (Lunchtime Quickie) Newly rebranded Dunkin, now without the Donuts, will enhance its stripped-back approach by dropping the ...
AltFacts: Bright Ideas: Bringing pizza to the masses
Brainwashing (and Drying) Last week, Rhode Islanders learned that the Democratic Party actively participates in the brainwashing of African-American communities. ...
AltFacts: Newsiest News from Round the World: Grab your knobs and your crayons, folks
Don’t Be a Knob (Israel) Perpetual imperialist Israel is at it yet again. Last week, the nation’s prime minister, Benny ...
AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want
Introducing the CCCP (Cranston Children Communist Party) As the public schools crisis continues to grip the state, the children of ...
AltFacts: Ten Reasons Not to Buy Greenland
1. It looks like a human liver that’s been rotated 90 degrees 2. Its national anthem is impossible to pronounce ...
AltFacts: Big Happenings in Little Rhody: Perhaps willy freeing is a new summer trend
Saving People Money (So They Can Shoot Better) We’ve all been there. Coming home from a long day at work, ...
AltFacts: Rhymes with Cruller: Hey Dems — hurts, donut?
Mueller This Nothing happened, nothing was going to happen and why did everyone think something was going to happen? Robert ...
AltFacts: We Wouldn’t Have Gone Anyway: Our tin foil hat is at the cleaners
Social Mold What do Facebook, Twitter and the mold under my big toe have in common? They’re all full of ...
