Pin-up: Bettysioux Tailor

Are you a good roller skater?
I am really good at rolling forward, not so good at stopping.

Would you ever be a roller derby player?
Yes! If I could just figure out that stopping thing I would be unstoppable! Wait….

What’s your favorite first sign of spring?
I live near a small body of water and I love to watch the ducks, geese and swans pair up and hang out on our bank. I also look forward to the first turtle sightings.

What do you like to do on the first warm day of the year?
Open the windows and let in the fresh air! Of course, then the neighbors have to listen to me attempt to sing along to Heart songs.

What’s the best April Fool’s joke you ever played or that was played on you?
I am not a very good prankster. I think the only April Fool’s joke I attempted was putting chalk in the blackboard eraser when I was in 4th grade. Brilliant, I know.