Roots Report

The Roots Report: Don't Let the Rain Fool Ya: Summer is coming in hot
May 15, 2019 No Commentby

The Roots Report: Don’t Let the Rain Fool Ya: Summer is coming in hot

Okee dokee folks… ‘Tis the season when things start wrapping up indoors and begin to crawl out into the sun ...

The Roots Report: E-nnoying!: Those highway signs should hit the road
April 3, 2019 No Commentby

The Roots Report: E-nnoying!: Those highway signs should hit the road

Okee dokee folks… Have you noticed the illuminated message signs along our major highways and the annoyingly punny sayings on them? ...

Roots Report: Petting My Kitty: The cat wants what the cat wants, and this cat wants music
March 6, 2019 No Commentby

Roots Report: Petting My Kitty: The cat wants what the cat wants, and this cat wants music

Okee dokee folks… Lately one of my cats has decided that sitting on my lap while I am at the ...

The Roots Report: Beating a Deaf Horse: Protect those gorgeous lugholes, music lovers!
January 16, 2019 No Commentby

The Roots Report: Beating a Deaf Horse: Protect those gorgeous lugholes, music lovers!

Okee dokee folks… Sometimes I feel like I am beating a dead horse, err, DEAF horse, when I talk about ...

Roots Report: Humbug Redux: This little strummer boy is still a soldier in the war on Christmas
December 5, 2018 No Commentby

Roots Report: Humbug Redux: This little strummer boy is still a soldier in the war on Christmas

Okee dokee folks… It is that time of year once again. People whine about not hearing “Merry Christmas.” Well, guess ...

Roots Report: Dark Times: And we're not just talking about setting the clocks back
October 17, 2018 No Commentby

Roots Report: Dark Times: And we’re not just talking about setting the clocks back

Okee dokee folks… I hate to beat a dead horse, mostly because I am an animal lover, but it is ...

The Roots Report: Summer Is Bitchin' and So Am I
July 4, 2018 No Commentby

The Roots Report: Summer Is Bitchin’ and So Am I

Okee dokee folks… Have I mentioned that I #%@*<!@ hate summer? (I am refraining from profanity; Mom was mad that I ...

The Roots Report: My Missing Chin-Chilla
June 20, 2018 No Commentby

The Roots Report: My Missing Chin-Chilla

Okee dokee folks… The other day I was hot, and I get cranky when I am hot (ed. So we’ve ...

Don't Lose Your Head -- Kathy Griffin Is Coming to The Vets
June 6, 2018 No Commentby

Don’t Lose Your Head — Kathy Griffin Is Coming to The Vets

Last year I interviewed comedian Kathy Griffin in advance of her show at Veterans Memorial Auditorium. At that time she ...

Roots Report: Folk Off, Summer!
June 6, 2018 No Commentby

Roots Report: Folk Off, Summer!

Okee dokee folks… Well, it’s that time of year again, time for the Motif Summer Guide when I look into my ...