Opinion

Cranston Calls in the Hounds: Kids Don't Eat Free
December 12, 2018 No Commentby

Cranston Calls in the Hounds: Kids Don’t Eat Free

Taking on the role of the proverbial school yard bully, the city of Cranston has made its stance known: They ...

Advice from the Trenches: Hiding from UPS
December 12, 2018 No Commentby

Advice from the Trenches: Hiding from UPS

Dear C and Dr. B; On Saturday at 3pm I received a frantic call from my 14-year-old daughter, who was ...

Future World: House minority leader Blake Filippi discusses where the RI GOP is headed
December 5, 2018 No Commentby

Future World: House minority leader Blake Filippi discusses where the RI GOP is headed

After a poor local showing in the recent midterms, with Rhode Islanders largely rejecting much of the national GOP platform ...

Philippe & Jorge's Cool, Cool World: Elbow-rubbing with Evil: Czars to the left of him, despots to the right
December 5, 2018 No Commentby

Philippe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: Elbow-rubbing with Evil: Czars to the left of him, despots to the right

Mass Murderers, Inc. Way back in our childhoods, when dinosaurs ruled the Earth, P&J trusted our country to be moving ...

AltFacts: Border Skirmishes: Lines drawn, walls built and minor gas launched at minors
December 5, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Border Skirmishes: Lines drawn, walls built and minor gas launched at minors

EU Must Be Kidding As the United Kingdom continues its noble quest to defend the memory of Princess Diana from ...

AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma'am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase
November 14, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Pardon Me, Ma’am!: Invasions from all sides, and free ammo with purchase

Let Me Acosta You! Trump Isn’t A Sex Pest … It’s ALL CNN GroßAmerikkkan Reichstag, Washington, DC – The left ...

Philippe and Jorge's Cool, Cool World: But We Regress: The more things change, the more they stay the same
November 14, 2018 No Commentby

Philippe and Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: But We Regress: The more things change, the more they stay the same

Benjamin Button at the State House Now that we have gotten over the joy of seeing the Dems take over ...

Corruption Rules…Again in Rhode Island: State election results great for corruption fans, national not so much
November 8, 2018 No Commentby

Corruption Rules…Again in Rhode Island: State election results great for corruption fans, national not so much

Election time has come and gone. we can’t tell you how exciting it was this year – our first election ...

AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House
October 31, 2018 No Commentby

AltFacts: Stranger Than Fiction: Rolling back civil rights and civility from the White (Only) House

Well I’ll Be … Body Slammed Pussy grabbing, dehumanizing and now body slamming. Yes, in the latest social directive to ...

Nobody Set Up Us the Bomb
October 26, 2018 No Commentby

Nobody Set Up Us the Bomb

We feel neglected at the Motif office because, despite the recent highly publicized series of bombs sent through the postal ...