Opinion

AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens' questionable decisions are snow surprise
December 4, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens’ questionable decisions are snow surprise

Snow Joke Rhode Islanders were again taken by surprise Sunday and Monday as snow fell in the state for the ...

AltFacts: There's a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths
November 13, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: There’s a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths

In light of Thanksgiving’s imminent arrival, I, The Sarcastic Sauvage of the Kiowa and Apache peoples, will be Custering the ...

Phillipe & Jorge's Cool, Cool World: Stuff of Legends: A brief education on Indigenous history
November 13, 2019 No Commentby

Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: Stuff of Legends: A brief education on Indigenous history

Me Tarzan A local athlete you might not have heard of (outside his community) is Ellison Brown, born on the ...

In Fourteen Hundred Ninety-Two: Columbus raped and pillaged, too
October 16, 2019 No Commentby

In Fourteen Hundred Ninety-Two: Columbus raped and pillaged, too

Indigenous People’s Day Let’s make no mistake about this. FUCK Columbus. He was, and ever will be, a murderer, a ...

Phillipe & Jorge's Cool, Cool World: Buckle Up for a Rant: Your superior correspondents have had quite enough
October 16, 2019 No Commentby

Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: Buckle Up for a Rant: Your superior correspondents have had quite enough

Beyond Belief Warning: This going to be a rant, so find a “safe space” to read it, and buckle your ...

Climate Strike 2019
October 3, 2019 No Commentby

Climate Strike 2019

The climate strike held at the State House was the first public and global protest that I attended since turning ...

AltFacts: Bright Ideas: Bringing pizza to the masses
October 2, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Bright Ideas: Bringing pizza to the masses

Brainwashing (and Drying) Last week, Rhode Islanders learned that the Democratic Party actively participates in the brainwashing of African-American communities. ...

Phillipe & Jorge's Cool, Cool World: He's Fast, We're Furious: How do you solve a problem like The Donald?
September 18, 2019 No Commentby

Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: He’s Fast, We’re Furious: How do you solve a problem like The Donald?

We Give Up Due to the gap between when Phillipe and Jorge have to file our copy and when it ...

AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want
September 4, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want

Introducing the CCCP (Cranston Children Communist Party) As the public schools crisis continues to grip the state, the children of ...

A First Person Account of the Wyatt Detention Center Protest
August 20, 2019 No Commentby

A First Person Account of the Wyatt Detention Center Protest

Pepper spray is an amazing crowd dispersant – I can attest to that. My wife and I took part in ...