Alt-Facts

AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens' questionable decisions are snow surprise
December 4, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: A Sparkling Blanket of Satire: Citizens’ questionable decisions are snow surprise

Snow Joke Rhode Islanders were again taken by surprise Sunday and Monday as snow fell in the state for the ...

AltFacts: There's a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths
November 13, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: There’s a New Sauvage in Town: Newspaper Cowboy steps aside in the face of Indigenous half-truths

In light of Thanksgiving’s imminent arrival, I, The Sarcastic Sauvage of the Kiowa and Apache peoples, will be Custering the ...

AltFacts: Minimalism Gone Too Far: Eventually, we'll slurp coffee from our hands
October 30, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Minimalism Gone Too Far: Eventually, we’ll slurp coffee from our hands

Save the Ice! (Lunchtime Quickie) Newly rebranded Dunkin, now without the Donuts, will enhance its stripped-back approach by dropping the ...

AltFacts: Bright Ideas: Bringing pizza to the masses
October 2, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Bright Ideas: Bringing pizza to the masses

Brainwashing (and Drying) Last week, Rhode Islanders learned that the Democratic Party actively participates in the brainwashing of African-American communities. ...

AltFacts: Newsiest News from Round the World: Grab your knobs and your crayons, folks
September 18, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Newsiest News from Round the World: Grab your knobs and your crayons, folks

Don’t Be a Knob (Israel) Perpetual imperialist Israel is at it yet again. Last week, the nation’s prime minister, Benny ...

AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want
September 4, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want

Introducing the CCCP (Cranston Children Communist Party) As the public schools crisis continues to grip the state, the children of ...

AltFacts: Ten Reasons Not to Buy Greenland
August 27, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Ten Reasons Not to Buy Greenland

1. It looks like a human liver that’s been rotated 90 degrees 2. Its national anthem is impossible to pronounce ...

AltFacts: Big Happenings in Little Rhody: Perhaps willy freeing is a new summer trend
August 14, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Big Happenings in Little Rhody: Perhaps willy freeing is a new summer trend

Saving People Money (So They Can Shoot Better) We’ve all been there. Coming home from a long day at work, ...

AltFacts:  Rhymes with Cruller: Hey Dems -- hurts, donut?
July 31, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: Rhymes with Cruller: Hey Dems — hurts, donut?

Mueller This Nothing happened, nothing was going to happen and why did everyone think something was going to happen? Robert ...

AltFacts: We Wouldn't Have Gone Anyway: Our tin foil hat is at the cleaners
July 17, 2019 No Commentby

AltFacts: We Wouldn’t Have Gone Anyway: Our tin foil hat is at the cleaners

Social Mold What do Facebook, Twitter and the mold under my big toe have in common? They’re all full of ...