How to keep your spirits imbibed when Nov 8 rolls around:
- Every time a state goes to Trump: Take a sip of your Bud or Yeungling.
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- Every time a state goes to Clinton: Take a sip of your dirty Margarita.
- Every time the pundits call a state “too close to call”: A shot (or an Indecision Amber Ale, if you can find one)
- Every time a statistician comes on to explain how easily hacked voting machines are: A shot. There’s one called a “Mind Eraser.”
- Every time a commercial interruption features smiling happy people under a monotonous voice describing horrific medication side-effects: Pop a pill.
- Every reference to a huuuuge wall: Tequila shot.
- Every reference to illegal emails: A “Four Horsemen” shot..
- Russian spies? You guessed it – vodka!
