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Election Night Drinking Game

160926-drinking-gameHow to keep your spirits imbibed when Nov 8 rolls around:

 


 

  • Every time a state goes to Trump: Take a sip of your Bud or Yeungling.

 

  • Every time a state goes to Clinton: Take a sip of your dirty Margarita.

 

  • Every time the pundits call a state “too close to call”: A shot (or an Indecision Amber Ale, if you can find one)

 

  • Every time a statistician comes on to explain how easily hacked voting machines are: A shot. There’s one called a “Mind Eraser.”

 

  • Every time a commercial interruption features smiling happy people under a monotonous voice describing horrific medication side-effects: Pop a pill.

 

  • Every reference to a huuuuge wall: Tequila shot.

 

  • Every reference to illegal emails: A “Four Horsemen” shot..

 

  • Russian spies? You guessed it – vodka!