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AltFacts: Cranston Commies in Converse: Kids demand to do whatever they want

Introducing the CCCP (Cranston Children Communist Party) As the public schools crisis continues to grip the state, the children of Rhode Island have taken matters into their own hands. On September 2, a pre-organized underground mob of 1,500 fourth graders stormed school buildings across Rhody and declared a coup in the name of communism and […]

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Phillipe & Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: Three for the Price of One: Big changes in little Rhody

Hail and Farewell Phillipe and Jorge are not yet about to bury our old pal Bill Reynolds, The Urinal’s reigning top sports columnist and author of many books, but are sad to see that he will now only be doing his Saturday “For What It’s Worth” pieces. For any fan of the Sweaty Sciences, these […]

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Fall in Love with Hip-Hop: The Ocean State’s lineup is so fresh and so clean

Fall is a beautiful season, yet our lives tend to become as crisp and changing as the leaves.  Don’t let your flow slip away as you encounter stress after deadline after change.  Find a consistent beat and walk to it, find peace within, and you will be useful and productive for others and yourself. Fortunately, […]

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