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Coronavirus Update: Trapt still sucks

He’ll take you on!

Because of this week’s Twitter argument between Chris Taylor Brown (singer of that song that goes “Headstrong – I’ll take you on,” no other notable successes) and the rest of the music industry, I decided to sit down and listen to a few of his other popular songs.

After a few shots, I tried my hardest not to to instinctively skip any song that wasn’t “Headstrong.” I also soon realized researching their “popular” songs wasn’t the right wording for this experiment. (I couldn’t find any other popular songs.) But I stayed focused, and reluctantly continued my research…

After nearly drinking myself into a coma, I can confidently conclude that if you play every Trapt song side by side, it just sounds like an extended version of “Headstrong.”

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