Editor’s note: At the recent Spoken Awards, one performance had the entire club hooting and singing along. We asked the performer to send along the barn-burning lyrics.
Lyricist’s note: Every word has been fact checked. We call him “Tronald” out of disrespect.
Stream the demo at found.ee/tronald
CHORUS
Tronald Dump’s a fraud
A bully, A liar, A cheat
A petulant petty, racist rapist
Dictator for you and me
He’s wrecking government
Firings left and Right
Breaking down our united states
Is truly his delight
He hates the LBGs
And trans people too
If you’re not rich, or white or male
The odds are he hates you
CHORUS
He’s friends with Vladimir
Elon and Bezos too
If you’re a multi-billionaire
He’ll be your buddy, too
He’s deporting immigrants
To make America great (AGAIN!)
And purged the military top brass
O what will be our fate?
CHORUS
Tronald wants you scared
Off balance and confused
The more you worry, the more
you scurry
The more he is amused
When Hitler conquered France
And incinerated the Jews
The USA came to save the day
This time I’ve got bad news
CHORUS
I really want to hide
Or run away abroad
As America the beautiful
Is destroyed by this old fraud
So, what are we to do?
How will we get by?
We watch and wait and preparate
And hope that we don’t die.
We watch and wait and preparate
Then fight until we thrive!
©2025 by Mark Binder
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