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Phillipe and Jorge’s Cool, Cool World: No Budget and No Class

Big Dick(head) Contest Phillipe and Jorge always enjoy seeing to what degree the General Assembly is going to disgrace itself before they adjourn, which always precedes July 4 because everyone at Halitosis Hall has family vacation plans that cannot be intruded upon by such trivialities as properly serving the Great Unwashed who elected them. This year […]

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AltFacts: Two Truths and an Uplifting Future

Now let’s play two truths and a lie: NASA has officially issued a press release denying allegations that it has been abducting children and using them to populate experimental work colonies on Mars. Bill Cosby has begun teaching seminars for celebrities, supervisors and high-income individuals on how to avoid sexual harassment and assault suits. The […]

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Opened and Closed

Opened Indigo Supply Co, is a new crafts and homegoods shop where Leviathan shop’s old space was. Run by a woman who has curated mainstream spaces like Restoration Hardware and American Apparel. 745 Westminster St, PVD. facebook.com/indigosupplyco Geoff’s Superlative Sandwiches is opening a second location on 401 South Main Street. TBA Wicked Fresh Cafe, a new […]

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