Alternative Facts

Alt facts would like to celebrate the new protest zone by encouraging a protest-zone protest in which protesters will circle the protest zone. It’s not like there’s anything more important […]

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AltFacts: Two Truths and an Uplifting Future

Now let’s play two truths and a lie: NASA has officially issued a press release denying allegations that it has been abducting children and using them to populate experimental work […]

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Alternative Facts: Pledging

I pledge allegiance To the Donald, Of the united holdings of Trump International. And to the philosophy, for which he stands One dollar, under investigation, diversified, With profit and tax […]

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Alternative Facts

The advent of citizen journalists documenting news as it happens was supposed to usher in a new era of transparency and truth. Aliens land in Roswell? Somebody whips out a […]

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Posted on March 15, 2017January 27, 2020
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Alt-Facts, News, Opinion
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Alt Facts: Mari-what?!

The core concepts deployed when using alternative facts as a political weapon are far from new (The Rosetta Stone was a multi-lingual piece of ancient propaganda, attempting to get the […]

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Alternative Facts: Johnston’s Support of Trump Linked to Hair-Affinity

The only Rhode Island city that went to Trump in the last election was Johnston, an historically democratic community. Puzzled pollsters pondered this unpredicted preference, and further study has revealed […]

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Posted on February 15, 2017January 27, 2020
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Alternative Facts: Talking to Trump

Fox Television has significantly raised the rates to advertise on programs that President Trump has acknowledged watching. This might be because the audience is expected to grow, picking up viewers […]

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