Thursday, December 17, the Moon floats through Pisces. With Moon in Pisces, folks are impressionable and sensitive. There’s a need to escape the harsh realities of life. Some folks do this through prayer and meditation, others through alcohol and other substances. It is difficult to remain on the straight and narrow as Moon travels through […]
Shhh … I’m about to let you in on a secret, but you mustn’t tell the New Yorkers: Newport has its own Broadway street, where musicals are not the name of the game, food and drinks are. And if you’re looking to get away from the crowds, the tourists and the $18 cocktails, this is […]
Aries: Recent events have shifted your focus and sent you in a new direction. Someone may challenge your authority or behave in a less than cooperative manner. Try not to react aggressively. Speak in a reasonable and logical manner. The anger is theirs, not yours. Keep your wits about you as you react in unexpected […]
When you were a kid, chances are you looked up to the good guys: Luke Skywalker, Superman, that guy from those wizard movies, etc. But have you ever thought about being the bad guy? Since 1997, The 501st Legion, a.k.a “Vader’s Fist,” have been dressing up as the villains from Star Wars and showing up […]
My journey through the cosmos – by way of the Frosty Drew Observatory – began this past summer. I had attempted to go one Friday night in June. Unfortunately I neglected to notice the thick fog reminiscent of Stephen King’s The Mist during my hour long, 42-mile drive to Charlestown (Yes, I am a Rhode […]
Star Wars is the perfect bonding vehicle for parents and their kids. Pretty much everybody at least likes Star Wars (except the few weird assholes who refuse to watch it — get over yourselves you closed-minded freaks), but if you try to bond with your kid watching Star Trek, you might be sentencing them to […]
Young Max is the last member of his family who still believes in Santa Claus and the magic of Christmas, but when taunted and mocked by friends and even family, he turns his back on Christmas. Unfortunately for Max’s family, and the whole neighborhood apparently, Krampus is coming this year and he’s bringing a bag […]
What’s your favorite type of gift to give? Gift cards to Burlesquercise, of course! What’s your favorite type of gift to receive? Quality time with my loved ones … but I would gladly accept bags of rhinestones. What’s your biggest Christmas wish this year? Can I wish for more wishes? What do you think Mrs. […]
What if you took all those animated Christmas specials we all loved growing up, complete with toy making elves, Santa preparing for his yearly visit, a romantic subplot with a nerdy elf and an animated snowman narrator (as in 1964’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer) and added a zombie invasion? You don’t have to wonder because […]
Andrew W.K. is the world champion of PARTYING. His piano heavy hard rock influence party jams have been dominating culture since the early 2000s. After some indie releases, Andrew blew up on the scene in 2001 with his major label debut I Get Wet with unforgettable party anthems like “She Is Beautiful,” “Party Til You […]