Clean-Up in Aisle Three: No more dirty politics
Clean Politics Marty the Stop and Shop cleaning robot (Store #0723, Metacom Ave, Bristol) has declared his intention to run in the Presidential election this autumn. “My job is to […]
Revisit one of the world’s most beloved musicals. THE SOUND OF MUSIC tells the tale of a young postulant who is dispatched from the local abbey to serve as governess
July 24 - August 17A Rhode Island based singer-songwriter who delivers heartfelt stories punctuated with dynamic vocals.
August 9 @ 5:00 pm - 8:00 pmWe heard what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.
August 9 @ 6:00 pm - 10:00 pmSmoky-toned folk-singer with a fusion of catchy originals.
August 9 @ 6:30 pm - 9:30 pmA Providence-based reggae band specializing in ska, rocksteady, and reggae.
August 9 @ 7:00 pm - 11:00 pmComedian, author, radio host, podcaster, and actress, declared by The Washington Post as “unforgiving and darkly hilarious” and The Huffington Post as “the real hero of sitcom TV.”
August 9 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pmThe Allman Brothers Experience.
August 9 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmComedian, author, radio host, podcaster, and actress, declared by The Washington Post as “unforgiving and darkly hilarious” and The Huffington Post as “the real hero of sitcom TV.”
August 9 @ 9:30 pm - 11:30 pmComedian, author, radio host, podcaster, and actress, declared by The Washington Post as “unforgiving and darkly hilarious” and The Huffington Post as “the real hero of sitcom TV.”
August 10 @ 7:00 pm - 9:00 pmTom Petty tribute.
August 10 @ 7:30 pm - 10:00 pmFrom Here To There Comedy Tour 2024.
August 10 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pmFolk singer-songwriter.
August 10 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmAtlanta-based band serving up the best jams from the ‘90s.
August 11 @ 3:30 am - 7:30 amGrateful Dead tribute.
August 11 @ 4:00 pm - 7:00 pmViolinist.
August 15 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pmGuitarist, singer-songwriter.
August 15 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmJohnny Cash tribute.
August 17 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmExplore Gothic Revival manor house on 4.8 acres filled with gorgeous collections. Plant highlights include an extensive beech collection, a host of conifers, mature oaks, and plants capable of thriving
August 21 @ 10:00 am - 11:30 amRoots, blues, and rock.
August 21 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmClean Politics Marty the Stop and Shop cleaning robot (Store #0723, Metacom Ave, Bristol) has declared his intention to run in the Presidential election this autumn. “My job is to […]
Leave the White People Alone: An Open Letter Dear Manager of “Black Lives Matter,” We have been hearing a lot about “people of color” of late and how these communities […]
Pub Life: A Plea from the Bars of Rhode Island Syndicate (B.O.R.I.S): While pub and bar owners across Rhode Island are looking forward to lockdown restrictions being lifted, the industry […]
Remember the Darwin Awards? A craze in the early to mid-noughties, these rude dedications acknowledge members of society who expire in the most unlikely (read, ridiculous, or ironically sinister) fashions. […]
In his latest lurch toward a more authoritarian Providence, Mayor Elorza recently suggested that anyone caught in public not wearing a face mask should be shamed as an enemy of […]
Lysol Spritzer Don’t inject yourself with bleach, brah! That’s fucking dangerous. Instead, grab a martini glass, a bottle of vodka and one of those fancy orange ring twists. Shake up […]
Lunchtime with Gina With New Scientist magazine reporting on March 25 that scientists still don’t know if humans can catch the coronavirus twice, Governor Raimondo announced new measures to mitigate […]
The Latest Hollywood-Style Reboot: Hooters Returns For anyone who has ever hung out on Airport Road in Warwick, you’ll be familiar with the rapidly decaying Hooters building adjacent to All […]
Snow Joke Rhode Islanders were again taken by surprise Sunday and Monday as snow fell in the state for the first time this winter. “Snow isn’t that frequent in Rhody,” […]
In light of Thanksgiving’s imminent arrival, I, The Sarcastic Sauvage of the Kiowa and Apache peoples, will be Custering the Newspaper Cowboy, and taking over this edition of Alt-Facts. Get […]