The Squid’s Ink: Huger Health Care?
Yes, it seems like the Lifespan/Care New England merger deal was rejected by both Attorney General Peter Neronha and the Federal Trade Commission. But our hackers found documents indicating that […]
Mistaken identities, gender bending, and twins lost at sea! Love unrequited and love triumphant! Populated with some of Shakespeare’s most memorable characters and clowns, Twelfth Night’s buoyant comedy has something
March 21 - April 14Through Friday, April 26 City Personnel, in partnership with Dorcas International, are accepting new clothes donations as part of their commitment to give back to the community. They are looking
March 28 @ 8:00 am - April 26 @ 5:00 pmStand-up comedian recently voted comedian of the year by the Boston Comedy Choice Awards on his first full national tour of 2024.
March 28 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pmHe’s been touring the country performing at comedy clubs, colleges, corporate events, and cult meetings for over a decade and has been seen on MTV, ABC, VH1, and Comedy Central
March 29 @ 7:00 pm - 9:30 pmSka, soul, old country, folk, and blues.
March 29 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmRecord Release Party for the album “Live and Learn”.
March 29 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmReggae, hip-hop, and electronic dance music.
March 30 @ 10:00 am - 1:00 pmDead tribute.
March 30 @ 7:00 pm - 11:00 pmHe’s been touring the country performing at comedy clubs, colleges, corporate events, and cult meetings for over a decade and has been seen on MTV, ABC, VH1, and Comedy Central
March 30 @ 7:00 pm - 9:30 pmMusic director and conductor Toshiyuki Shimada presents Mahler & Brahms.
March 30 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pmDavid Bowie tribute band.
March 30 @ 7:30 pm - 10:30 pmHip-hop, jazz, funk with a violin and viola.
March 30 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmAn immersive pop-culture experience that’ll bring you back to the Decade of Awesome.
March 30 @ 8:30 pm - March 31 @ 12:30 amPunk, rock, reggae, hip-hop, pop.
March 30 @ 9:00 pm - March 31 @ 12:00 amHe’s been touring the country performing at comedy clubs, colleges, corporate events, and cult meetings for over a decade and has been seen on MTV, ABC, VH1, and Comedy Central
March 30 @ 9:30 pm - 11:30 pmPop, Broadway, and world music.
April 3 @ 8:00 pm - 11:00 pmSka band.
April 4 @ 8:30 pm - 11:30 pmYes, it seems like the Lifespan/Care New England merger deal was rejected by both Attorney General Peter Neronha and the Federal Trade Commission. But our hackers found documents indicating that […]
St. Valentine was beaten to death and decapitated on February 14, so it’s no surprise that our hackers found some interesting gifts when we hacked the Hallmark Delivery Database… Despite […]
The Lady Vanishes We may have to bring back from the grave Alfred Hitchcock, who produced the movie “The Lady Vanishes,” to figure out the unexpected departure of Dr. Nicole […]
This column is for non-sports fans who would like some enlightenment and hopefully humor without being sports fanatics. One Hand Clapping Maybe it was the Red Sox playing in fits […]
This month, we hacked Peloton. Yes, they killed Big on purpose, but it turns out that they also had a secret cache of New Year’s Resolutions from prominent people and […]
Memory Loss One of the worst things affecting the sold-out Providence Urinal these days, which the late and beloved lunatic legend Buddy “Vincent A.” Cianci correctly referred to as the […]
NOTE: This IS not misinformation… The Squid’s Ink is Satire. If you think we shouldn’t make fun of pandemics, politicians or the medical industrial complex, then don’t read this memo […]
Buying votes might be illegal, but Rhode Island’s politicians have a long tradition of innovative and expensive ways to ensure loyalty: Offer a group of state or local employees a […]
This month, since we were already on the naughty list, we hacked Santa’s database and discovered what some of our public officials and institutions are asking for this Christmas… Gifts […]
Welcome to The Squid’s Ink: we print Rhode Island’s dark and humorous truth Since 2020, the Rhode Island state government has been sitting on the so-called “once in a generation” […]